Ryder-ism

So, I'll soon do an update post.  The one that explains why I broke my commitment to write and all that.  In the meantime though, I am posting this little gem of a story.

Potty-Training Tales, Part 1

Tyler was demonstrating how one stands up to pee.  After watching the process, Ryder assumes the position.  When nothing happens, he looks down and declares, "It's broken.  Needs new batteries."